Wouldn’t that be awesome, every player in the primer league would be scared shitless so austin 3:16 whooping their ass all over the football pitch, sign him up a say sign him up lol

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With rumours of WWE tycoon Vince McMahon’s potential Newcastle takeover gathering speed we give you five good reasons why Stone Cold Steve Austin would be Newcastle United’s greatest EVER signing.

By Kyran Wallace – @kyrano14

1. He wouldn’t stand for Luis Suarez’ diving around when the Scousers are in town

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2. He’d fit right in with the Geordies

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Anyone who’s had a night out in Newcastle or who live close to the area will be well aware that the Geordies love a few Newcastle Brown Ales and the ‘Texas Rattle Snake’ is no different.

3. He’d be the first to wear the number ‘3:16’ on the back of a Newcastle top!

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Lets be honest, these would sell like hot-cakes. They’d bring in millions in revenue and give the Magpies the funds to buy some of the biggest stars in the world such as Ronaldo, Messi and Jeff Hardy.

4. He’s just like Temuri Ketsbaia…

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